Don't fall without laying a pillow down first, just in case no one's there to catch you.

Humans of the male variety: 2
Me: 0

Why is it that every time I want a relationship I only get half of one? Seriously. Just half. Like after a couple of weeks I turn into chopped liver...

I will accept part of the blame for that last one. I guess I did sort of con Zan into being my boyfriend. But that one had a good YEAR of work put into it. I deserved one lousy month of commitment.

This new one though, it's not making very much sense. I really do feel like chopped liver. The kind they put into dog food.

life lesson #3
When he tells you that other girls are texting him, take his phone and snap it in two. That will not only stop his inbox from filling up, but it will show him that you mean business. Or he'll run away screaming... in which case you're probably better off anyway.